- may experience heart spasms
Black Espresso & Cappuccino with chocolate (ES) & a side order of Chocolate: best make this one a small.
- 5 STARS!!!!!
- Don’t let the fizzing put you off, so far there appears to be no harmful effects apart from the loss of ability to blink.
- Please note: it is advised not to drink this exotic combination in an office that is not over-whelmed with natural light – bright bulbs may cause one to cower in the foetal position under the desk - caffeine shakes that resemble earth-quake sensations may also influence this reaction. (These will last slightly longer than the average, approx 2-4 hours after consuming).
- The most noticeable and best bean taste is the Espresso.
- Suggested snack: Pistachio Sorbet with a flake covered in an Espresso dressing.
- If the drinker ever eventually gets caffeine low, go & get another shot of Espresso.
- Top tip: For an extra buzz, why not add in another shot of Espresso.
- If you don’t like chocolate, just get the Espresso.
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Charlotte O'Neill
Instant Coffee: DON’T DO IT.
Charlotte O'Neill
Creamichoc: Extra strength, milk & make it a large.
- .5 STAR
- Do not, I repeat do NOT consume this when in a vulnerable state – it destroys all that is good & honest.
- Top tip: can be used as an interrogation technique.
- Suggested snack: Anything (or bleach)
- Mythological tales from supposed survivors: might not be so bad if you add in an extra shot of espresso.
…tomorrows review: Instant Coffee. J
Charlotte O'Neill
Chocolate. Extra Strength, milk & make it a large.
- 2.5 STARS
- Despite the title, this beverage has deceptively little amount of chocolate (nay, cocoa) present. Note – this may be due to a faulty machine emitting more water than necessary.
- Can be enjoyed as a quick sugar/dehydration fix.
- Suggested snack: Carrot Zucchini Bread with Candid Ginger.
- Top tip: don’t drink this if you are a chocolate enthusiast. Or do, it’s up to you. Though understand the chocolate does not originate from Guylian sources.
…tomorrows review: Creamichoc J
Charlotte O'Neill
Espressochoc (ES). Extra strength, milk & make it a large.
- 4.5.STARS
- Will reach a wider audience than previously reviewed beverages - its well measured combination of caffeine and chocolate goodness will satisfy both types of addicts.
- Top tip: add in an extra shot of espresso for a real buzz – remember to stir thoroughly otherwise the last gulp may make the more pathetic drinker pass out.
- Suggested snack:
- Ideal for a 3pm ‘break-out’ moment.
- Loss of .5 Star due to the chocolate not originating from
…Mondays review: Chocolate J
Charlotte O'Neill
Espresso Long (White). Extra strength, milk & make it a large.
- 3.5 STARS
- Not suitable for those who don’t like a bitter tasting coffee. Suggest weakening the strength if this is the only drink available in the machine on a Friday morning.
- Caffeine takes effect very quickly – top tip: drink prior to doing an interview, speaking with sales and/or after a night out drinking shandy.
- Suggested snack: Flapjack Bite
- This beverage is good for those who like both the taste of a strong coffee as well as the effects.
…tomorrows review: Espressochoc J
Charlotte O'Neill
Cappuccino ES (with chocolate). Extra strength, milk & make it a large.
- 4 STARS
- Caffeine shakes did not start until approximately 5 minutes after beverage had been fully consumed which leaves time to enjoy the drink before being unable to control ones thoughts/decisions with a sound mind.
- Very smooth taste, not overly bitter (probably due to extra froth – recommended) and can be drunk alongside a snack such as biscuits, cake and/or Dairy Milk chocolate buttons.
- Loss of full marks due to chocolate not being obviously sprinkled on top, like that of leading competitors’ Costa Coffee and Nero’s.
…tomorrows review: Espresso (Long) J
Charlotte O'Neill
