Friday, 12 November 2010

FW: COFFEE MACHINE: Review of the Beans - let's mix it up!

UPDATE:

- may experience heart spasms

Black Espresso & Cappuccino with chocolate (ES) & a side order of Chocolate: best make this one a small.

- 5 STARS!!!!!

- Don’t let the fizzing put you off, so far there appears to be no harmful effects apart from the loss of ability to blink.

- Please note: it is advised not to drink this exotic combination in an office that is not over-whelmed with natural light – bright bulbs may cause one to cower in the foetal position under the desk - caffeine shakes that resemble earth-quake sensations may also influence this reaction. (These will last slightly longer than the average, approx 2-4 hours after consuming).

- The most noticeable and best bean taste is the Espresso.

- Suggested snack: Pistachio Sorbet with a flake covered in an Espresso dressing.

- If the drinker ever eventually gets caffeine low, go & get another shot of Espresso.

- Top tip: For an extra buzz, why not add in another shot of Espresso.

- If you don’t like chocolate, just get the Espresso.

JJJJJJJJ

Charlotte O'Neill

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