Sunday, 7 November 2010

FW: COFFEE MACHINE: Review of the Bean. V

Creamichoc: Extra strength, milk & make it a large.

- .5 STAR

- Do not, I repeat do NOT consume this when in a vulnerable state – it destroys all that is good & honest.

- Top tip: can be used as an interrogation technique.

- Suggested snack: Anything (or bleach)

- Mythological tales from supposed survivors: might not be so bad if you add in an extra shot of espresso.

…tomorrows review: Instant Coffee. J

Charlotte O'Neill

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